And I think I might have "early-new-year, post-holiday, my-sheets-feel-nice, I-hate-the-alarm-clock, I-hate January-&-February, the-litterbox-still-needs-cleaning, the-dishwasher-is-still-full-of-Christmas-dinner-dishes" WRITER'S BLOCK.
But here are two things that I thought might make you laugh...
#1 - This is one of the nominees for "Funniest Short Joke of the Year" -
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
#2 - True story: I ordered these "call bells" to put in all our rooms so HUSBAND can get my attention if he needed help. I tried to find the funniest ones I could find on the internet - we need humor. I thought these were funny to have at home.
Well, I walked into the living room tonight and was trying to tell HUSBAND something that he needed to know, and he needed to listen to me, but he and DAUGHTER were apparently watching a movie. Whatever.
So he DINGS the bell at me! Three times. To stop talking. To shut-up. DAUGHTER laughed.
So I said, "THAT is NOT what those bells are for big guy, and good luck trying to shut me up".
But I did leave the room and leave them alone. Whatever, it wasn't that important, anyway.
xoxoxo
4 comments:
DING...DING...DING...DING...DING!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha!
Hang in there sweet thing. You are a patient and beautiful person.
I'm thinking you should bring one of those bells to school and ring it when you want a Main Office friend to deliver you some fresh tea.
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