MY HOROSCOPE

I don't pay too much attention to horoscopes.  I think those people who write them are like the people who work for Hallmark and write greeting cards.  The horoscope people, however, are messing with people's lives.  They should know that, and I hope they take their job seriously - WAY more seriously than the Hallmark people, except maybe the sympathy card people, they should take it seriously.

I don't read the paper during the week.  I just don't have time.  But I do read it on the weekends.  And I usually like to read the horoscopes, ALL of them, because I think they are funny.  I like to pick my own out of the collection of twelve.  I don't always like the one they assign to me.

But TODAY, those horoscope writers really OUTDID themselves for the LEO month.  Here is what my horoscope said:

"There will be a funhouse effect on your day.  It's like you wait in line to enter a hall of mirrors.  And while you're inside trying to find your way out, you may wonder why anyone would pay for such an illusion."

I mean I couldn't even make up something like this!  Wow!  I have no idea what it means, but I've thought about it all day long.  I stayed away from mirrors though.  I don't think I brushed my hair until 4:00 this afternoon, and then I tried to avoid the mirror - just in case the mirror thing meant something.  You never know.

This is just deep, man, you know, I mean, like, really.  Like really!!??

Maybe I should be finding some message in this.  Do you think?  I could use a cosmic message in my life right now.  I just don't know.

I'm definitely going to read my horoscope tomorrow though.  Hopefully it will say something like "Your luck at the lottery is definitely improving", or "That home in the mountains is definitely in your future".

We'll see.  Still going to avoid mirrors for one more day.